By Lance Winslow | On January 13, 2006 | In Humor | Rated 
Currently we are allowing the World Meteorological Organization WMO, a UN Agency names the Hurricanes of the year prior to the season.
By Lance Winslow | On January 13, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in the wake of Hurricane Katrina? In New Orleans many homeowner’s had their equity literally washed away. They are upside down in negative equity and basically underwater.
By Lance Winslow | On January 12, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Many Marijuana Pot Smokers are quite worried that the increase in prices will hurt their healthy pot smoking habit. This just after the FBI indicated they would hire people who had smoked pot.
By Lance Winslow | On January 12, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions. Lactose intolerant individuals have huge problems with gas from the inability to process certain dairy products and foods. Therefore such an individual after eating will create gas, methane, which could be used as fuel.
By Lance Winslow | On January 9, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
The rainbow coalition by Jesse Jackson is a silly notion indeed. First off what is the only color not in the rainbow? Black right, so what is the deal? How can we take someone seriously who does not even know which colors are in a Rainbow in the first place? Is Jesse Jackson just trying to get the 2% Homosexual Vote, by borrowing their 8% synergy in their movement?
By Lance Winslow | On January 8, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that which we see. This is a common thing that all higher primates do, including us.
By Lance Winslow | On January 8, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
For all the dumb people and Bozos who think it might be fun to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges, well, this article is for you. And since there is a non-ending supply of brain dead thrill seekers out there, let me explain how you do it, so at least you can have one last thrill before you die trying.
By Lance Winslow | On January 8, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Well, recently I have gotten in with the really hip crowd and they are so cool. The first thing that happened is they gave me a nick-name; Dog. They say “Hey Dog What’s Up?” Then that is my cue to say; “Nutten, whaaaaz up wit u?” Pretty cool isn’t it. Now my old friends at the golf course do not understand how cool this is. And they have kicked me off the board at the corporation for this type of slang talk.
By Lance Winslow | On January 8, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Have you ever got up and planned an important day only to find your hair will not cooperate at all? It just looks like crap? There is nothing you can do and everything you try makes it worse. So you just start all over and try it again? Still the same problem and the you look at the clock and say “oh well” I give up there is just nothing I can do, screw it. Yet in your mind you are worried because you do not look your best?
By Lance Winslow | On January 8, 2006 | In Humor | Rated
Peru recently had a huge record breaking Earthquake, a whopper at 7.8 on the Richter scale. Days later the volcano of Fire in Mexico erupted. Now we already know that President Bush is responsible for the Tsunami last year and both Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita. This was reported from a very reliable source; Al Sharpton, Louis Faracon, and Jesse Jackson recently, so you know it is true.
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